December 2010
I only show you what I want you to see, I got my...
I’ll always be just who you want me to be, and keep my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek. A hopeless romantic, you’ll never see. ‘Cause you’re not in on the joke.
Last Night.
I got a text informing me that my ex-boyfriend/close friend killed himself.
Being human, I completely broke down and had a massive emotional meltdown. I stayed up all night, crying, crying, and crying. A few nights before, we had gotten in a huge fight, and I had said things I didn’t mean, and we stopped talking. Of course, I blamed myself for his death.
A few moments ago, I found out it...
This is kinda all that I want out of life right now.
OH. ALSO.
Just sayin’.
whore.
Glitter. Glitter. Glitter. ♥
ohthensomemoreglitter.♥
life.
This thing right here has completely changed my life. I can now walk through Grapevine Mall staring at awkward Chinese men as Ke$ha screams about eating people in my ear. I tested this yesterday. It was a life changing experience.
i didnt realize that i was a one man wolf pack...
Madison has no friends. Only me. She is a one man wolf pack. P.S- I found a shirt that said that, and it had a picture of a fading wolf. But, it made me look like a little hipster-wannabe indian. So, I did not get it.
Hello. My name is Zane Jordan Reitz, and I try too hard.
I also don’t give a flying fuck.
If fucks could fly, I would not give it.
That’s all.
I had a dream last night that I found my mommy on the street with lots of stab wounds, and the police wouldn’t answer when I called 911.
I woke up crying my eyes out, realized I was 3 hours away from her, called her (still crying), waited on hold for forever, she finally answered, and my phone died. I do not know where my charger is. My life blows. That’s all..
wtf is my phone for?
sunshinespine:
i don’t really have friends. i woke up at 1:10 and i had 0 texts or calls.
lovely.
also i want this hoody rull bad.
http://www.districtlines.com/1189-Drawn-Pullover-Hoodie/1981-Straight-Edge-Clothing
small please
heymadison. straight edge clothing lines are for straight edge teens. something you very much are not. love, jordan. ♥
Luke. c:
Luke: "What are you doing right now? Right at this very second. Don't move! Now. Tell me."
Me: "Well. Considering I'm not allowed to move or make any changes, I'm attempting to text you back without moving.. Not so easy. "
Luke: "You fail."
I fail.
oops.
Honest to God, I'll break your heart. Tear you to...
I'M. SO. FUCKING. HURT.
I hate you.
truly.
you ruined me.
When you gonna give it up? You're giving me such a...
AND IF A NIGGA GET A ATTITUDE. popitlikeitshawwtt....
lolol.
KSO. I deleted the GIF that was in the last...
Britney, Britney, Britney. ♥
OH. P.S.- Dear Presley Dareing, if you see this, I just think you should be informed that “Drop It Like It’s Hot” started playing right after I uploaded this and it made me laugh real hard. We need more sleep-overs. That is all. <33
Tumblr is like a Britney Spears nazi or something....
A cute guy adds you on facebook
imunnaeatchooo:
You look at his photos..
He poses like this
and you go like this
and this
And you find out that he’s gay
How sweet. c:
kayla-isabel:
When i’m walking and see my ex coming towards me and hes with a new girl i’m like
Then he stops to say hi and you act all cute like you dont even care like
But inside your like
Then you look at the girl and shes all
So in your mind your like
Then you say bye and walk away like
Phone Call. Just received. So confused.
PHONE RINGS.
Me: "Hello?"
Person: "Hewwoo."
Me: "Uh. Hello?"
Person: "Is this my mommmmmyyyy?"
Me: "...no."
Person: "Hehehe. Can I have sex with you?"
Me: "LOLOLOL. No."
HANG UP.
._. uh.
i say this a lot but really, jordan is practically...
Because I’m the only one who will put up with your bullshit, byatch. I love you.
Tumblr Rant/Vent.
Something I don’t talk about a lot is a very close relative of mine who chose to end his life four years ago. After a brief, but very eye-opening conversation with someone today, I really need to get these things off my chest.
Suicide. It’s not the best thing to do, but some people have motives that we will never know. We will never know what’s going through someone’s head...
"I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what...
I always win.
Scott: "Fuck you, Jordan."
Me: "I've had better offers."
Scott: "I wasn't offering."
Me: "That's a first."
Kindly fuck off, slut. I have my own problems to deal with.
You're not important enough to become one of them.
fuckyou. ♡
bottoms up, bottoms up. ;)
wtfpres:
so i’ve pretty much decided tonight that i am going to,
#1. go get my obviously packaged keyboard from under the christmas tree.
#2. take it to my room.
#3. unwrap it silently, take it out of the box.
#4. play my little heart out.
#5. Adam Young hears my not-so-good keyboard talent, rushes to help me.
#6. we fall in love.
#7. wrap the keyboard back up.
#8. creep silently into...
I've got a sweet tooth, and strawberry youth..
It's a quarter after 4, I can't afford a whore,...
Haha, I love Miley Cyrus. dgaf.
My Britney Spears .gif wasn't working, so I had to...